..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Every concussion has its silver lining
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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