why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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