idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
then he tried to convert me to islam
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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