Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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