I feel like abortions should bother me more
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
And then he peed in my hair
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