Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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