she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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