Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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