remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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