Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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