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(703): View more from Virginia

I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills

(262): View more from Wisconsin

how else could I explain the last few years

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(815): View more from Illinois

We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.

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(940): View more from Texas

I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?

(941): View more from Florida

You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.

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