$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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