you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
please don't ironically join a cult
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