Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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