Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(415): View more from California

its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead

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(315): View more from New York

My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning

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(361): View more from Texas

Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed

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(317): View more from Indiana

He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.

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(530): View more from California

Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex

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(917): View more from New York City

After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

They were assless. I wore assless football pants.

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(850): View more from Florida

My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.

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