why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Drunk is not a location!
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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