no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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