ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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