So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
