I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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