im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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