Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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