Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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