Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i will never coherently bang her
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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