He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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