i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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