what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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