turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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