People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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