Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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