if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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