I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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