Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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