Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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