He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
