Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We have so much sex to catch up on
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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