Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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