The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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