On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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