i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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