check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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