Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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