Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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