I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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