Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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