I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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