He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
i out mim tonsoeep
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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