I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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