You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I'm just crazy horny about you
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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