She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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