It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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