quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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