we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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